Like I said. Whomever's throwing up dese bums might want to book a Latina for their next jive-ass gig. All Asian women ever do is roll their eyes when I look at them, and Black women, for the most part, seem to have better things to do than fuck with the likes of me. So I recommend this person throw me a Latina. They got some fucking game, those Latinas.
Now, the problem this person or persons is going to have with throwing up a Latina at me, is that Latinas are like my own personal briar patch. You know, Brere Rabbit finally gets nabbed by Brere Fox? Brere Rabbit pleads with Brere Fox, "Oh Brere Fox. You can boil me in a pot an eat me! You can skin and tan my hide! But, please, Brere Fox, I plead with you! Whatever you do, pleeease don't throw me in the Briar Patch!" And we know the rest, Yes, douchbag, I was born and raised in the fucking briar patch. Now go fuck yourself.