Won't You Dump A Righteous Load

Wow!  I sure had fun at the New World Deli open mike tonight (Mondays, 7-9PM).  I did "Blind Assassin part 1" all the way through without any mistakes.  I stood up for my songs too.  My voice quavered and I choked up a little, but it is a very heartfelt, personal song that is hard to unload on a group of strangers because of it's 10 and 1/2 minute length.  Here's the other song I did.  I wrote it in the Spring of 2015, I think.

Won’t You Dump a Righteous Load
(When My Savior Calls On Thee)
Key of D
B↓B↓
*electric guitar

D
Callin’ callin’ callin’
                  A    
In your panties you will pee
                   G
Won’t you dump a righteous load
                 A                     D
When my savior calls on thee.

                    D
When he | speaks to you in tongues
                A
And pronounces nouns and vowels
             G
You’re gonna fill your pants
                    A                     D
With the contents of your bowels.

You won’t | mind your P’s and Q’s
You’ll forget you’re A B C’s
Won’t you dump a righteous load
When my savior calls on thee.

All you’ll | know is a brown stain
Not at all eternal life
If you’re out there havin’ sex
With something other than a wife.

Did you | realize he was watching 
Every time you beat your meat
Won’t you dump a righteous load
When my savior calls on thee.

Better | bring clean underwear
Better bring a change of clothes
Or there’s gonna be some hell
When you dump a righteous load.

When you | can’t hold it no more
Don’t you dare try blamin’ me
Won’t you dump a righteous load
When my savior calls on thee.

Callin’ callin’ callin’
In your panties you will pee
Won’t you dump a righteous load
When my savior calls on thee.

Richy Vegas, Spring 2015