In last week's post I talked about how I thought that maybe people in my world were finding out about the glorious Legend of Richy Vegas. Now, it might just be in my head, and it's an awfully egocentric assumption to make, but it seems as if some of these young women at these food service places I go to all of a sudden are never there when I go there. I mean, it seems as if they disappeared after I posted that last week's post about the Legend.
I thought about this today, and I started to get all hurt by that prospect. How dare they to think that I would try to use the Legend of Richy Vegas to my advantage! Why... I would never....um...okay, I would totally try to play the Legend of Richy Vegas angle with any of these young women if they actually knew anything about it.
It's people like that Bikram Yoga guy and those priests and youth ministers that try to go around convincing the world that they are above such callings of the flesh. The Bikram Yoga guy got in trouble for sexually assaulting women as he tried to play himself off as a holy man who had transcended such base longings through his righteously superior hot yoga. And we've all heard about the trouble the Catholic Church faces world wide. I understand that a lot of these offending men become priests in the first place because they hope that such a solemn vow will remove these kinds of worldly temptations from their minds and bodies, but, no such luck.
So, I guess the women in my world who are avoiding me for this kind of reason are right to do so. I mean, I don't know this for a fact, I'm just running this notion up the flagpole, which I do a lot of on this blog. I guess that I will have to go to other businesses and find other girlfriends now.
I thought about this today, and I started to get all hurt by that prospect. How dare they to think that I would try to use the Legend of Richy Vegas to my advantage! Why... I would never....um...okay, I would totally try to play the Legend of Richy Vegas angle with any of these young women if they actually knew anything about it.
It's people like that Bikram Yoga guy and those priests and youth ministers that try to go around convincing the world that they are above such callings of the flesh. The Bikram Yoga guy got in trouble for sexually assaulting women as he tried to play himself off as a holy man who had transcended such base longings through his righteously superior hot yoga. And we've all heard about the trouble the Catholic Church faces world wide. I understand that a lot of these offending men become priests in the first place because they hope that such a solemn vow will remove these kinds of worldly temptations from their minds and bodies, but, no such luck.
So, I guess the women in my world who are avoiding me for this kind of reason are right to do so. I mean, I don't know this for a fact, I'm just running this notion up the flagpole, which I do a lot of on this blog. I guess that I will have to go to other businesses and find other girlfriends now.
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