I'm giving Schmaylor Schmift two months to show herself for real. Past experience tells me this is a very, very reasonable, generous amount of time to give someone. If anyone in internet land wants to try catfishing me using the Schmaylor Schmift angle, well, now's the chance. I might fall for it, but then again maybe not. I'm counting the full two months of June and July as my two months limit.
Write something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview.