This plastic bad boy is the first recipient of my current songwriting genius. It sounds great, and it will probably last me the rest of my life. It was Martin's least expensive xxx model when I ordered it from Guitar Center in 2021. It was also the only xxx model they had to sell. I like the modest body size, because I'm not really interest in projecting my sound to an audience so much as I use it to write and practice. I can hear myself think on this guitar.
I'm practicing twelve songs from my latest album. I hope to practice all fifteen by summer's end. Some of the songs are, "Pardon Me Young Lady (But You've Double Parked Your Broom)," "Asshole Woman Lake," "Tastes Like a Penny," "I've Got Your Easter Egg Right Here," "Fuckface On Monday and Fuckface On Friday," and "Better Than Fritos."
Some of the songs I still have to memorize are, "Cat and Mouse," "Bad Woman Note," and "When the World Runs Out of Bad Women (I'll Stop Writin' Bad Women Songs)." This might be my last hurrah for songwriting and making albums. I can't seem to write anything BUT bad women songs, and it's getting a little tired. "Better Than Fritos" isn't a bad women song. All it took for me to write that not-a-bad-woman song was for someone cute to flirt with a LITTLE.
I'm practicing twelve songs from my latest album. I hope to practice all fifteen by summer's end. Some of the songs are, "Pardon Me Young Lady (But You've Double Parked Your Broom)," "Asshole Woman Lake," "Tastes Like a Penny," "I've Got Your Easter Egg Right Here," "Fuckface On Monday and Fuckface On Friday," and "Better Than Fritos."
Some of the songs I still have to memorize are, "Cat and Mouse," "Bad Woman Note," and "When the World Runs Out of Bad Women (I'll Stop Writin' Bad Women Songs)." This might be my last hurrah for songwriting and making albums. I can't seem to write anything BUT bad women songs, and it's getting a little tired. "Better Than Fritos" isn't a bad women song. All it took for me to write that not-a-bad-woman song was for someone cute to flirt with a LITTLE.
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