I'm practicing twelve songs from my latest album. I hope to practice all fifteen by summer's end. Some of the songs are, "Pardon Me Young Lady (But You've Double Parked Your Broom)," "Asshole Woman Lake," "Tastes Like a Penny," "I've Got Your Easter Egg Right Here," "Fuckface On Monday and Fuckface On Friday," and "Better Than Fritos."
Some of the songs I still have to memorize are, "Cat and Mouse," "Bad Woman Note," and "When the World Runs Out of Bad Women (I'll Stop Writin' Bad Women Songs)." This might be my last hurrah for songwriting and making albums. I can't seem to write anything BUT bad women songs, and it's getting a little tired. "Better Than Fritos" isn't a bad women song. All it took for me to write that not-a-bad-woman song was for someone cute to flirt with a LITTLE.