Apparently, according to the celebrity gossip sites I choose to believe, Schmaylor Schmift has a new boyfriend! My personal assignment remains the same: Don't try to retaliate against her for any alleged past wrongs she may have done me, because she won't feel as if she deserves it. I'd like all of the problems of the world now to run through this one assignment I have towards Schmaylor and kill about eight birds with one stone. That is my fondest wish. Unlikely as such an outcome would prove to pull off, I will, however, I will concentrate on this one mission towards Schmaylor, irregardless. I won't write anything shitty about her on this blog, and I won't write anything shitty towards her on her social media accounts, or my social media accounts for that matter. In the EXTREMELY unlikely event that I run into her in my world somewhere, somehow, I won't act shitty towards her in that realm, either.
Write something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview.