Pardon Me Young Lady (But You've Double Parked Your Broom)

​Pardon Me Young Lady (But You’ve Double Parked Your Broom)

Strumming Pattern: Bv^, Bv^, or rather more like: v^, v^ for most of the song, but a bass note pick at the start of some new part, sometimes.

verse: 1st couplet, C, F, Am, G
           2nd couplet, F, C, Am, G, C

chorus: 1st couplet, G, F, Am, G
             2nd couplet, G, F, Am, G, C

bridge: both couplets, E7, A7, B7, E7

verse:
Early morning makin’ rounds
a steppin’ Texas guy
when I look over at Missy Miss
she’s givin’ hexin’ eye.
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Her lids a flutter flutter
just then look away from me
when I head out to my car
it’s then and there that I do see

chorus:
Pardon me young lady
but you’ve double parked your broom
your hex eye it ain’t workin’
go on up and clean your room.
-
Time to seal up Satan’s Cave
close Dracula’s Tomb
Pardon me young lady
but you’ve double parked your broom.


verse:
You might see me as a dog
and you some old mean eyed cat
but I’m just too damn old to chase you
won’t be sucked into a spat.
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you might see me as a dog
and you some old mean eyed cat
but I never seen a kitty
wear a pointy old black hat.

chorus:
Pardon me young lady
but you’ve double parked your broom
your hex eye it ain’t workin’
go on up and clean your room.
-
Time to seal up Satan’s Cave
close Dracula’s Tomb
pardon me young lady 
but you’ve double parked your broom.

bridge:
I might need to see a doctor
think I’ll find a waiting room
but in a magazine I’ll find you
a-ridin’ that old broom.
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why you gotta be that way?
don’t call yourself a witch
I just think of you as sexy
that’s the truth to the last stitch.


verse:
Oh, you know I love ya’ baby 
now I’m not so bad a guy now
take that idol from your alter
take a stand and take a bow now.
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No need for spells and blinkin’ eyes
you had me from day one
can’t quite put my finger on it
like a pot pie gettin’ done.

chorus:
Pardon me young lady
but you’ve double parked your broom
your hex eye it ain’t workin’ 
go on up and clean your room.
-
Time to seal up Satan’s Cave
close Dracula’s Tomb
pardon me young lady
but you’ve double parked your broom.

Richy Vegas 3/24/2021