New Year, New Song

I've been thinking a lot about how necessary this is right now...think Gospel music when one reads the words to this song I wrote.


Tastes Like a Penny

Verse: C, Am, G, F 
Chorus: C, F, G, C
Bridge: G, D, Em, G


Bv Bv


Verse:
        C
Oh troubled times are here now
                     Am
yes they’re knockin’ on our door
                G
and the answers to the questions
                                      F
just leave us wanting more.

Chorus:
              C
Now he may not be the son of God
             F
but on this we can agree
            G
Richy Vegas has a butthole
          C
that tastes like a penny.

Verse:
Pay no mind who’s in the White House
now don’t care who is the Pope
The heads of church, the heads of state
can all piss up a rope.

Chorus:
There’s just one thing to remember
to bark up a righteous tree
Richy Vegas has a butthole
that tastes like a penny.

Bridge:
G
lick his ass
G
lick his ass
          D
what have you got to lose?
Em
lick his ass
Em
lick his ass
          G
oh it just might cure your blues.

Chorus: 
                   C
If you’re a beggar or a banker
              F
oh he’s just like you and me
            G
Richy Vegas has a butthole
         C
that tastes like a penny.


Verse:
Oh he may be the son of God
or just a messenger
no matter what you’ll long to taste
to taste his brown pucker.

Chorus:
Oh toungein’ his brown pucker
is what will set you free
Richy Vegas has a butthole
that tastes like a penny.

Verse:
Now don’t you give no backtalk
now don’t you give no sass
Richy Vegas says we’re put here
on this Earth to lick his ass.

Chorus:
Oh his asshole tastes the same
as ev-er-y-bo-dy’s
Richy Vegas has a butthole
that tastes like a penny.

Bridge:
A penny
A penny
just like a newborn babe
a penny
a penny
just think of honest Abe.


Chorus:
Now in this world of trouble 
just one thing can set you free
Richy Vegas has a butthole 
that tastes like a penny.

Verse:
Oh as you travel on this road
of woe and stress and strife
Richy Vegas ain’t no man
who wants to fuck your wife.

Chorus:
your whole family can just line up
Mom and Dad and cousins three
Richy Vegas has a butthole 
that tastes like a penny.

Outro:
 C
A penny, a penny
    F
it tastes like a penny
             G
Richy Vegas has a butthole
         C       (high….)
that tastes like a penny.

Richy Vegas

12/31/2019