It Must Suck Bein’ You
A, D, E
Bv^, Bv^
Verse :
A
Oh I ain’t got no pretense
E
no I won’t put on airs
D
it’s ninety-one degrees
A
in my apartment upstairs.
A
You got nothin’ on me baby
E
six posts I can count
D
each one rather bland
A
on your Facebook account.
A
you can snarl you can gnash
D
caterwaul caterrage
E
you won’t find your name
A
on my any web page.
A
Each day I dispatch
D
the part of me that is you
E
it swirls ‘round and ‘round
A
on its way down the loo.
Chorus:
D
Baby oh baby
E
it must suck bein’ you
A
to love an animal
E
who prob’ly eats his own poo.
D
Baby oh baby
E
what are you gonna do?
A
Gotta mile of crow to eat
E
between me and you.
D
Baby oh baby
E
see the big man hit the curve
A
knock it out of the park
E
work your very last nerve.
A
Baby oh baby
E
it must suck bein’ you
D
a gal with no game
A
has to face what is true.
Verse:
A
Now dearest now darlin’
E
can it be all that bad?
D
You got the comfort of love
A
from your look-alike lad.
A
You got them loyal fans
E
you could sick them on me
D
it could save you the pain
A
of havin’ to deal with me.
A
To feel a thing for your lesser
D
oh babe is it that bad?
E
After all there’s your boy
A
your look-alike lad.
A
When you tried to dick me over
D
babe was this in your plan?
E
Now how does it feel
A
to lash out at a man?
Chorus:
D
Baby oh baby
E
it must suck bein’ you
A
to love an animal
E
who prob’ly eats his own poo.
D
Baby oh baby
E
what are you gonna do?
A
Gotta mile of crow to eat
E
between me and you.
D
Baby oh baby
E
see the big man hit the curve
A
knock it out of the park
E
work your very last nerve.
D
Baby oh baby
E
it must suck bein’ you
D
a gal with no game
A
has to face what is true.
Richy Vegas 7/19/2018