I stopped going there for breakfast, and I wrote a couple of posts about the whole deal. One of the posts consisted of the lyrics and arrangement of, "My Girlfriend is a Hatesong," and, perhaps in the same post, I wrote something about never in my life learning how to catch a freight train going ninety miles an hour down the railroad tracks, either.
In February of 2020, I posted the arrangement and lyrics to, "I Never Was Her Guy." I used the freight train metaphor in that song. Nope, I have no idea why I should shed a single tear about never learning how to catch a freight train going ninety miles an hour down the railroad tracks.