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F**kface on Monday and F**kface on Friday

9/22/2017

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My teacher, Chuck Pinnell, thought that "See What Fuckface Is Up to Today" should be in waltz time.  I gave it a chance, but I found that I couldn't crowbar a waltz time into a song that wasn't originally written in one.  So for Chuck, I wrote this sequel in waltz time:

Fuckface on Monday and Fuckface on Friday

D, G, A
B∇∇ B∇∇ (waltz time)

Chorus:
A
Fuckface on Monday
A 
And Fuckface on Friday
A
Every day other is
A 
No Fuckface my day.

A
Fuckface on Monday
A 
And Fuckface on Friday
A
Every day other is
              G           D         A 
No Fuckface my day.

Verse:
D
What is it about her
D 
That makes her so neat?
             G
Her million-watt smile
              G
Or her stinky feet?

D
What is it about her
D
That makes her a drag?
    G
Does her petty heart
        G
Belong in a bag?

A
Transplant a homeless
A
Person’s in her
         G
And maybe less meanness 
               G
Will naturally occur.

    A
A spiteful birdy
A
With her talons out
       G
Maybe a declawing
        G
Is what it’s about.

Chorus:
Fuckface on Monday 
And Fuckface on Friday
Every day other is 
No Fuckface my day.

Fuckface on Monday 
And Fuckface on Friday
Every day other is 
No Fuckface my day.

Verse:
What do we do 
With that attitude? 
Such a nice package
Wraps someone so rude!

An outside so pretty
An inside so hate
Send her home in a cab
When we’re on a date.

What do we do
With that attitude?
When the inside so ugly
It looks when nude.

Here’s an idea
That might help a ton
I hear Richy Vegas 
Has a magic johnson. 

Chorus:
Fuckface on Monday 
And Fuckface on Friday
Every day other is 
No Fuckface my day.

Fuckface on Monday 
And Fuckface on Friday
Every day other is 
No Fuckface my day.

Verse:
I think Richy Vegas
Can straighten her out
One slip of the meat
What it’s all about.

One minute inside her
Is all it’ll take
Even with rubbers 
Such magic I’ll make.

Psych meds make orgasm
Drag and it drags
But she must have learned something 
From all those douchebags.

‘til then I’ll keep busy 
in all sorts of ways
and take out my phone  
on only two days.

Chorus:
A
Fuckface on Monday
A 
And Fuckface on Friday
A
Every day other is
A 
No Fuckface my day.

A
Fuckface on Monday
A 
And Fuckface on Friday
A
Every day other is
                            B∇∇   𝜁 
       G                   D         
No Fuckface my day.


 Richy Vegas  9/21/2017




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