The scene: Perhaps the palatial digs of the Invisible Woman. Vernon Hoe shows the Invisible Woman a performance of one Richy Vegas. Perhaps it's the Insect Sex Act Halloween Show at Ruta Maya in 2011.
Invisible Woman: So this is your buddy Richy Vegas on vocals.
Vernon Hoe: Yep.
IW: I could see how he could have a viable avocation in the music world, if not an out and out career. But, you say when he feels he's been wronged, especially by a beautiful young woman, he has a tendency to be rather,,,,eviscerative (okay, I just made up an adjective form of a verb, sue me)? In other words, consummate artist that Richy Vegas is, when he takes a darker turn, it is very very impactful- as impactful as this performance at Ruta Maya with Insect Sex Act in 2011?
VH: That about says it all.
IW: Well I can see how such an individual can have a tendency to shoot himself in the foot. And, if he were to cross me, I could squash him like a bug. He couldn't even get a Monday happy hour booking at Hole in the Wall after I would get through with such a man as that, n'cest pas? So, Mr Hoe, what are you proposing? Would you like me to put him through some sort of a test?
VH: Exactly.
IW: And, of course, Mr. Hoe...
VH: ...Vernon.
IW: ...Of course, Vernon, this has nothing to do with love, girlfriends, or relationships. It is about Richy Vegas' tendency to self-destruct on an Unavailable Woman Deal. Am I right?
VH: Yes.
IW: Then I propose a toast: to Richy Vegas, good luck and godspeed, middle-aged man with a major mental illness! 'Clink!'
End Scene
How was that, baby?
Invisible Woman: So this is your buddy Richy Vegas on vocals.
Vernon Hoe: Yep.
IW: I could see how he could have a viable avocation in the music world, if not an out and out career. But, you say when he feels he's been wronged, especially by a beautiful young woman, he has a tendency to be rather,,,,eviscerative (okay, I just made up an adjective form of a verb, sue me)? In other words, consummate artist that Richy Vegas is, when he takes a darker turn, it is very very impactful- as impactful as this performance at Ruta Maya with Insect Sex Act in 2011?
VH: That about says it all.
IW: Well I can see how such an individual can have a tendency to shoot himself in the foot. And, if he were to cross me, I could squash him like a bug. He couldn't even get a Monday happy hour booking at Hole in the Wall after I would get through with such a man as that, n'cest pas? So, Mr Hoe, what are you proposing? Would you like me to put him through some sort of a test?
VH: Exactly.
IW: And, of course, Mr. Hoe...
VH: ...Vernon.
IW: ...Of course, Vernon, this has nothing to do with love, girlfriends, or relationships. It is about Richy Vegas' tendency to self-destruct on an Unavailable Woman Deal. Am I right?
VH: Yes.
IW: Then I propose a toast: to Richy Vegas, good luck and godspeed, middle-aged man with a major mental illness! 'Clink!'
End Scene
How was that, baby?
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